- Taking better care of myself by eating the occasional vegetable and removing my ass from the couch. My über-lazy lifestyle has just gotten to be fucking embarrassing.
- Not stressing out quite so much about being 26 and still without a career.
- Making myself more marketable/qualified for grad programs on the daily.
- Not waiting 4 months to get a haircut. GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE!
- Accept my munchkin status and try pants in petite/short sizes instead of letting the hem drag on the ground.
- Organizing/ruthlessly purging my apartment so that I’ll be prepared when we are (finally!) ready to move.
Y’all are going to hold me accountable, right?